Okay, not really
By Adam Chandler
January 29, 2013 10:15 AM
In the wake of a controversial cartoon published in the Sunday Times of London, massive crowds of angry Jewish protestors gathered in Hyde Park yesterday and, whipped into a fervor by local rabbis, took to the streets of London.
Incited by the inflammatory, blood libel-themed cartoon–which was released on International Holocaust Remembrance Day and featured a hook-nosed caricature of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu building a wall using Palestinian blood as mortar–the crowds descended on the Harvey Nichols on Sloane Street, where they broke store windows and set fire to the Charlie Allen and Ted Baker collections. The mob, unabated, next stormed the Royal Portrait Gallery, tearing down and defacing the centuries’ old collection of British kings and queens.
“We left the new portrait of Kate Middleton up” said Gerald Stein of Stamford Hill, “it’s offensive enough on its own.”
In north London, Jewish football hooligans loyal to the Tottenham Hotspur assembled their so-called ‘Yid Army’ and looted local pubs, emptying them of their Bass and Boddington kegs before raiding the various fish n’ chip shops across the Haringey borough. As the group laid waste to a biscuit factory, the entirety of old blighty stunk of burning gingerbread. A cloud of soot traveled south, turning the white cliffs of Dover grey. There were also reports that numerous spokes of the London Eye were removed and bent into the shape of a Star of David.
Residents of London have been advised to stay in their homes until further notice and all British journalists have been put under police protection. No word yet on the status of London Mayor Boris Johnson, who was thrown into the Tower of London.
Unfortunately it's not true. Jews have not learned from the Shoah yet. That's why they don't riot and still behave like sheep. Diaspora Jews would go again, and ARE GOING ALREADY, like sheep to the slaughter. Most Jews in the Diaspora are first and foremost liberals, with diaspora servile mindsets, and only much, much after they are proud Jews. To use some street language, which might sink-in better: everyone f..s withe the Jews because they know that Jews can be f..ked with. Jews don't go berserk, unfortunately. No one f..ks with the muzzies because they don't let anyone f..k with them.
Sergio HaDaR Tezza
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