It
does not rain in Israel in the summer and by Succot the sidewalks of Israel are
knee deep in dog droppings. All those municipal rules requiring
that people pick up after their pets are honored in Israel the usual Israeli
way, by ignoring them. Israel is such a successful place because
Israelis have such little respect for rules. This works well in
things like military operations and high-tech development, but it has a cost in
the form of sidewalk filth. When the occasional exceptional
law-abiding Israeli (probably someone who speaks with a German accent) is seen
running after his or her pet with a scooper and plastic bag, I always like to
fantasize about space aliens peering down and concluding that the dogs must be
the master species on the planet, having their own servant species running after
them and picking up their droppings.
The news services are reporting that a town in Spain just
passed an ordinance that whenever a dog owner fails to pick up the poo left
behind by his kocker spaniel, then the city will collect it and deliver it to
the home of the owner. See http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10098430/Spanish-town-posts-dog-mess-back-to-offending-hound-owners.html . This policy really
got me a-thinking!
I have
actually already adopted the idea in the past with regard to those touchy-feely
Israeli politicians and journalists and activists demanding that Israel allow
all the Eritrean infiltrators to stay in Israel. My proposal was
that the Eritreans be gathered up and transferred to the stairwells or back
yards of the Israelis supporting those demands. Having 30 or 40
Eritreans sleeping in their stairwells would do wonders for the mental health of
these people.
But
now it occurs to me that the same principle adopted from the Spanish town could
be applied to the question of released terrorists. Not just the
latest batch of 104 mass killers.
So
here is my idea. Israelis need to set up their own terrorist
catching service, a little like dog-catcher departments in US towns.
They would then take any recaptured "Palestinian" terrorist who had been
released in any of those grand deals of exchanging murderers for headlines and
deliver them to the homes of Israeli cabinet ministers, Knesset members,
journalists and leftist activists. Just like the Spanish
town. The recaptured terrorist would be chained to a pole in the
yard of those who had supported their release, or perhaps to the door handle of
their home. The do-good Israelis could adopt them as pets, feed
them, take them out for walks, and - yes - carrying with them plastic bags and
scoopers, they would clean up after them when they do their "business" in the
parks.
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