#10. I vote Democrat because I
love the fact that I can now marry whatever I
want. I've decided to marry my German
Shepherd.
#9. I vote Democrat because I
believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene, but the
government taxing the same gallon at 15%
isn't.
#8. I vote Democrat because I
believe the government will do a better job
of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I vote Democrat because
Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody
is offended by it.
#6. I vote Democrat because
I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and
I know that my local police are all I need
to protect me from murderers and thieves. I
am also thankful that we have a 911 service
that gets police to your home in order to
identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote Democrat because
I'm not concerned about millions of babies
being aborted so long as we keep all death
row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I vote Democrat because I
think illegal aliens have a right to free
health care, education, and Social Security
benefits, and we should take away Social
Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I vote Democrat because I
believe that businesses should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves.
They need to break even and give the rest
away to the government for redistribution as
the Democrat Party sees fit.
#2. I vote Democrat because I
believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit fringe
kooks who would never get their agendas past
the voters.
… And, the #1 reason I vote
Democrat is because I think it's better to
pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate
us, but not drill our own because it might
upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or
fish here in America. We don't care about
the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other
countries.
"The difference between genius
and stupidity is that genius has its
limits"… Albert Einstein
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